Wednesday, August 10, 2011

a little light reading

i was reading the book 3 fat chicks on a diet and found some things in the book that i really liked. some made me laugh either way alot of them just made me feel better. thought i might put some of them up on here.

i have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again, my cellulite must have deja vu- Jane Wagner

to eat is a necessity, but to eat intelligently is an art.- La Rochefoucauld

my weakness has always been food and men, in that order- Dolly Parton

never eat more than you can lift- Miss Piggy

stressed spelled backwards is desserts. coincidence? i think not!- author unknown

i worry about scientists' discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along- erma bombeck
 
my doctor told me to stop having intimate  dinners for four unless there are three other people.- orson welles

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